Stupid Questions Edition 1

A year 8 girl is in my catch up class, working on the draft of her creative short story which revolves around the ideas of prison life.

Student: "Missss, what do you call someone in prison?"
Me: "Um that would be a 'prisoner'"
Student: "Oh yeah..."

5 minutes later:

Student: "Miss, what do they call it when the guards have to watch out if someone is going to commit suicide?"
Me: "That would be called 'suicide watch' " !!

I love my job :)